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ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Another Bite of the Apple

Monday, September 15, 2014

ANOTHER BITE OF THE APPLE

As I was walking down the street one day…

If you missed all the hoopla Tuesday, our friends in Cupertino unveiled what they’re sure will be the next in a long line of hot-selling gadgets: the Apple Watch. According to company CEO Tim Cook, the new line of customizable smartwatches will include two sizes — huge and huger — and three versions: Showy, Showier, and Showiest.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Have it your way

Thursday, September 04, 2014

HAVE IT YOUR WAY

By now, most everyone’s heard the report that Burger King intends to acquire Canadian doughnut-chain Tim Hortons. But don’t expect a Whopper-and-Timbits combo meal coming to a restaurant near you…our profit-minded friends from Miami are only cooking up the books.

Burger King began in 1953 as Insta-Burger King in Jacksonville, Florida
Tim Horton's Donut Shop (with apostrophe) opened 1964 in Hamilton, Ontario
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ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Fool Me Once

Monday, August 18, 2014

FOOL ME ONCE...

Remember the Financial Crisis? Yeah, we do too. Heck, it’s only been seven years – even Wall Street’s memory isn’t that short. Or at least one would suppose. Um, one might be supposing wrong.

Shame on me.

At bottom, literally, of the near-collapse of the U.S. financial system back in ‘08 were loads of worthless mortgage bonds the Street’s worst and greediest had unloaded on investors, unsuspecting and otherwise. Essentially, this toxic waste represented the securitization of about $450 billion worth of non-performing home loans. Think anybody would ever be interested in that kind of wealth-busting garbage again? No way. Umm, way? Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Protection Racket

Monday, August 04, 2014

PROTECTION RACKET

This just in: Bureaucrats discover that banks are in business to make money. Massive fines to follow.

True enough, the federal shakedown department, otherwise known as the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, is grilling J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. about whether the big firm has been steering private-banking clients to its own investment products.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Microsoft Office (Space)

Monday, July 21, 2014

MICROSOFT OFFICE (SPACE)

So, there’s a new boss at Microsoft. Has been since February when the appetizingly-named Satya Nadella took over as CEO from Steve Ballmer. Mr. Ballmer, who’s now just rich for a living, took over the big chair from Bill Gates in 2000.

“Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.”

In his first major organizational move, the enterprising Mr. Nadella announced last week that pink slips are on the way to around 18,000 Microsoft employees. The move – which will give about 15 percent of the company’s workforce a bad case of the Mondays–represents the largest layoff in Microsoft’s history.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Tour de Fraud

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

TOUR de FRAUD

So, last week, BNP Paribas SA — the mother ship of France’s banking industry — was tagged with an $8.9 billion fine for willfully evading U.S. sanctions against rogue nations. In the most abrupt “tomber en disgrace” since Lance Armstrong hit the ditch, the nearly 200-year old behemoth fessed up to criminal charges that it had falsified business records and engaged in elaborate schemes to conceal illegal transactions from regulators.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - If you Markit, they will come

Monday, June 23, 2014

IF YOU MARKIT, THEY WILL COME

Ten years or so ago, a former TD Securities credit-trading executive – one interestingly named Lance Uggla – started a little outfit called Markit. Launched on the outskirts of London, in a barn no less, the good Mr. Uggla’s calling was to tap into the burgeoning credit-default-swaps market, which at the time was growing faster than Iowa corn.

People will come Lance.

Fortuitously enough, Markit eventually created the so-called "ABX" index, which famously became a way for banks to wager on the subprime-mortgage market ahead of and during the financial crisis. Since then, the company has figured out how to make money by charging its 3,000 or so clients fees for services and occasionally for licensing.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Alts, on the Rocks

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

ALTS, ON THE ROCKS

So here we are at the investment bar…stocks are chasing all-time highs, bond yields are on ice, volatility’s spiking, and global geopolitical risks are bubbling over the rim. No surprise that today’s asset mixologist is creating more enticing cocktails by combining interesting alternative strategies with more traditional assets. And he better -- a simple concoction of stocks, bonds, and cash seems downright old fashioned in this modern setting. But adding a splash of financial alternatives by itself ain’t gonna’ win this flair contest…what we need is a shot of booze in our allocation mix.  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Much Ado About Nothing To Do

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING TO DO

If you missed the Treasury Department’s conference a few days back, money managers from around the U.S. assembled to talk about the bad “work” of the Financial Stability Oversight Council. The FSOC, as you’ve surely forgotten, is a marvel created in the Dodd-Frank quagmire that gives otherwise useless bureaucrats broad authority to “identify and monitor excessive risks to the U.S. financial system.”  Continue reading »

ADVISOR INSIGHTS - Open Sesame

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

OPEN SESAME

You may have heard that Chinese e-commerce colossus Alibaba Group filed paperwork last week for an initial public offering. The deal, when it makes its debut on the NYSE or the Nasdaq, will set the value of the company between $135 billion and $250 billion. At the lower end, the Oriental behemoth will be worth as much as Facebook. On the high side, it’ll be on par with Wal-Mart. Say what? Continue reading »

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